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On 09/13/09 at 05:45 PM, Dawn right clicks for synonyms was all:

I have a crush the size of Texas on Jason Schwartzmann

On 09/13/09 at 06:28 PM, Ryan misses comic con was all:

Jason Schwarztmann has a nose the size of texas, which i’m sure crushes tissues.

On 09/15/09 at 02:46 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:

Oooh me too, me too. He’s in my top 5. As well as Duff from “Ace of Cakes.”

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Anyone get the uncomfortable feeling that the sort of people that bitch and moan about wanting to ban smoking in their early 20’s are the same people that, in 10 years, are going to bitch and moan about how precious their lousy, bratty children are and that we should change all television programming and videogame content to cater to their morality? 10 years after that, they’re going to whine and pule about needing to hobble the internet so that the specter of potential pornography won’t haunt their lousy, teenaged children. 10 years after that, they’re going to lobby their home owner’s association to enforce the lawn-tending and house-paint color bylaws against neighbors they don’t like. 10 years after that, they’ll start railing against estate taxes that will tax the inheritence their lousy, entitled children. By that point, of course, I’ll be dead from second-hand smoke and won’t need to hear about it any more.

They never stop being nervous, spineless navel-gazers, they just find new things to complain about. All their lives. They remind me of the kids that would tattle on classmates for chewing gum or writing notes in class.

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