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New iSteal app is a smash!
Apple store regrets not hiring large, armed geniuses for off hours.
That’s all I got.
Honestly, that was too easy. I don’t condone the criminals’ actions, but really you’ve got to wonder if Apple will start putting function over form, at least in terms of securing their storefronts. That place is all glass and “steal me.”
Honestly, I always thought the merchandise like that in those stores was locked down. Is it in other stores or was that just a false assumption I made?
I thought so too, Kevin. But as a matter of fact, I am currently posting from the Apple store in Menlo Mall (Edison, NJ). The only things attached to the Macbooks are power chargers and network cards.
Also, I am loading that video on many of the computers here. Hilarious!
i was at that store today. the black wood is still there covering up the non-door, but they certainly restocked everything. aside from the entrance, you’d never know it was robbed.
I’m somewhat ashamed to admit I just figured out the joke in the title. I’ve honestly been reading that as Jack-into-shed all evening and didn’t really get it.
My title would have been: Apple . . . Jacked?
Kudos for inventing “Jackintosh,” though!