Craig's list ad.
NEED PEOPLE…MUSICANS WHO KNOW THERE INSTRUMENT (SOUTH JERSEY)
WE ARE A DRUMMER. SINGER..EXECELANT SINGER…WE HAVE A BAND BUT THESE GUYS WONT PUT IN THE TIME NEEDED TO LEARN SONGS. AND ARE NOT WILLING TO PRACTICE MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK. WE WANT MUSICANS WHO WANT TO PUT THERE ALL INTO THERE BAND…NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE PROS ONLY BETWEEN 25, 4O ISH APSOULUTLY NO BOOZERS OR STONERS..A BEER IS FINE..PRACTICE HERE FOR FREE..KEYS.GUITARIST.RYTHEM.BASS..GOT A VIOLINIST FOR GIGS TO..HE IS AWSUME.THE BAND IS AWSUME. BUT AS I SAID THAY JUST WONT PUT IN THE TIME. IVE BEEN READY TO PLAY. AND I REALLY HAVE A PROBUBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO TALK IT UP. BUT CANT BACK IT UP WITH THERE PLAYING. SO THANKS AGIN..HOPE TO HERE FROM YA………JESSY SASSO.
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i guess they don’t need people who can spell. I really want to fuck with this person but i have no ideas as to how.
People who are that obsessive about practicing are the absolute worst to be in bands with. I can overlook the spelling but I cannot get down with obsessive practice dorks.
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So I just used the Share button on this one after making that post yesterday and this one also drew a ton of traffic. It helps that reddit loves ridiculous craigslist ads. They’re always a hit.