Mandy is rapidly running out of healthy cells
Slowly, her skin sags and wrinkles, her organs start working at sub-optimal levels, strange growths and mutations occur, and then, with little warning, an often painful and undignified death. May you get a few more cycles out of your cells before they start screwing up.
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I wish Mandy well, but the only thing that will save her now is Superman spinning around the planet fast enough to reverse the flow of time.
Which makes me wonder how many lives he ruined when he saved Lois Lane in the first movie.
“DAMN YOU, SUPERMAN! I HAVE TO RELIVE MY GRANDPARENTS’ DEATH AGAIN!”
“DAMN YOU, SUPERMAN! I ASKED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS TO MARRY ME AND THIS TIME SHE SAID NO!”
I thought I smelled something. Happy birthday Mandy!
I’m supposed to be teaching a bunch of 6th graders a TLC song right now so I can’t think of anything fun and deathly to say, so feliz cumpleanos Mandy! I’ll dedicate the song to you.
I would have made this post myself if I had not been up at some ungodly hour this morning.
So I will say, again, Happy Birfdays to my wifey and she is ill, so maybe your predictions are coming true earlier than you thought, John!
thanks guys! and yes, i was sick today so my cells are already giving up on me.
Happy Birthday, Oldy McOldperson. Good thing you like soccer; a few more years and you’ll be kneeing your boobs!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!
