fuck the middle class
i do not quality for any individualized health plan offered by my county or my state.
the only way i would be is if:
1. i had a kid
2. i was about to have a kid
3. i make less than $210 a month
4. i was over the age of 65, or:
5. i was blind
ain’t this some bullshit?
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Shut up, socialist.
it’s not fucking fair
I can help you out with 3 of those.
why isn’t it fair? life isn’t fair.
Evan said:I can help you out with 3 of those.
You better have a time machine and the ability to get her fired from her job. Aside from poking her eyes out, that bitch is my bitch.
Sammy said:Evan said:I can help you out with 3 of those.
You better have a time machine and the ability to get her fired from her job. Aside from poking her eyes out, that bitch is my bitch.
Thank you, Sammy, for pre-empting my joke.
Don´t worry Christina, the health insurance you aren´t qualifying for is absolute crap and wouldn´t help you unless you were dying. And if you´re dying, why worry about who is paying for your medical bills?
You might want to look into qualifying for women´s health coverage or other special health services. When I lived in Wisconsin and was making about $18,000 a year working for Catholic Charities, I was eligible for free women´s health care.
And life in these United States isn´t fair. Remember, you have no constitutional right to be sick!
you could sign up at a community college for 1 class and get decent health coverage for a whole year, even if you only take one class. For example, about 2 years ago i signed up for 1 class at GCC and then signed up for Bollinger’s health plan. It only cost me $120 for an entire year (well, I guess actually $120 plus $300 or whatever the class’s tuition was). I still had a co-pay for my doctor but it was only like $20 or something. Anyway, it’s at least cheaper than buying private insurance.
Wow, Dawn, that’s awesome advice.
it was better health coverage than you would expect too. I can’t recall if it included prescriptions. i won’t lie, it was a bit of a hassle b/c each time you went to a dr. you had to fill out paperwork to send to bollinger saying you went, but whatever, it was worth it.
Wait, you mean jobs in print journalism don’t offer great benefits? Perhaps a more forward thinking career change is in order. Something maybe in the 8 Track tape or sun dial industries.
Ah the benefits of working for a media company owned by a faceless corporate overlord.
Kevin said:Wait, you mean jobs in print journalism don’t offer great benefits? Perhaps a more forward thinking career change is in order. Something maybe in the 8 Track tape or sun dial industries.
Holy shit Kev. Possibly the cruelest Scrabbled post of all-time…
Now hold on a darn second. Previous posts in this thread alone involved impregnating her and/or stabbing her eyes out, and my gentle reminder of our oft discussed Scrabbled topic of print journalism’s fading influence is the cruel one?
Kevin said:Wait, you mean jobs in print journalism don’t offer great benefits? Perhaps a more forward thinking career change is in order. Something maybe in the 8 Track tape or sun dial industries.
BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Amazing. Hi fives all around.
Canada.
I think the cruellest post is you insinuating my offer of impregnation is cruel.
Evan said:I think the cruellest post is you insinuating my offer of impregnation is cruel.
You hatefuck. Now everyone knows.
I tried to get Britt health ins in Jersey.. it was a fortune. I now pay $210 a month thru Aetna for her, since, ya know, she lives in Philly. nudge nudge, wink wink
It’s cheaper in PA…