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Landlord of the Flies.

Amazing and perfect. Page forward to from the beginning.

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On 07/08/09 at 08:22 AM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

That was a good read. Entertaining way to start the morning.

On 07/08/09 at 09:20 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

Wow.

I’ve never really had any monstrous landlords. I remember when my grandparents had this cheap, run-down apartment in Florida and the owner, a morbidly obese gypsy woman in a shawl, would scream at me and fork weird hand signs at me and screech “I make death curse on you, bad devil child, death curse.” Weird.

On 07/08/09 at 09:24 AM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

On re-reading that, it does seem a little weirder from the get-go than a normal “rent an apartment from a landlord” situation since he seems to be just renting a room in a house with other people living there and sharing all the common areas, with the house’s owner being 1 of them. That just seems like a ridiculously awkward situation rife with the potential for disaster even in the best of circumstances (which this obviously is not).

On 07/08/09 at 11:58 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails
If there is anything I’ve learned from living at that house, if the police are asking, you are NOT Gary.

Hahahahaha

On 05/11/10 at 06:42 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

this thing is STILL going on. poor guy.

On 05/13/10 at 04:45 PM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan

wow this was posted a year ago?? shit i must have not read it the first time around. i just read it all now. wow, i was lol’ing at work.

consider my ass bolted. ha!

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Fundamentalists: believe 2+2 =5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.

“Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4. but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.

“Moderate” atheists: know that 2+2 =4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.

“Militant” atheists: "Oh for pity’s sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

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