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Ok, so I know this song sounds like retarded children marching down a crooked street already, but you know what it really needs? a xylophone and a french horn!! Can anyone play the xylophone? Anyone? No? Ok, Jim, just grab some chopsticks or something and bang on these. Yeah, it’ll sound fine, don’t worry about it. Roy, you played trumpet in high school, right? I’m sure you can handle the french horn. Alright… 1-2-3 go!! ****awfulness****

-Imagined Excerpt from an Architecture in Helsinki band practice

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