my tires were slashed over the weekend
who does that kinda shit anymore?
i thought i had an enemy after me. but then tony would have to have the same enemy. tony got his tires slashed too.
a nice slash mark in the two front tires of my car and now, i’m waiting for a goddamn tow truck to take it to the goddamn chevy place to get two new goddamn tires when all i’m trying to do is save my money for a new apartment and to go to vegas.
ugh. this shit really sucks.
sammy took a picture. he’s the one who found out they were slashed. he was on the case yesterday.
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Clearly, it was Sammy, and he only did it to the other person to allay suspicion. Because he hates you.
Evan said:Clearly, it was Sammy, and he only did it to the other person to allay suspicion. Because he hates you.
I’m convinced. Hang him.
That sucks so much. What kinda asshole does that shit?
Evan said:Clearly, it was Sammy, and he only did it to the other person to allay suspicion. Because he hates you.
This. Clearly the days of Sammy secretly (yet known to everybody) loving you from a distance are coming to an end. I expect to see a progression of increasingly violent acts carried out against you, ultimately culminating in your ritualistic murder. The question is, what part of you is Sammy going to save to “love” after you’re gone?
Also, buy tires somewhere other than the Chevy dealer as they will undoubtedly be more expensive there.
Don’t feel too bad. Two crackheads blew up a car in the driveway next to my sister’s place in Philly a few months back. They were arguing over who would get to sleep in the vehicle they’d just broken into and decide to settle things with fire.
When you cleverly reedit Sammy’s sociopathic advances and set them to charming indie rock music, you’ll have the Feel-Good romantic comedy of the season!
Jay said:Also, buy tires somewhere other than the Chevy dealer as they will undoubtedly be more expensive there.
i know but my free towing only goes to a chevy dealership. it would have cost $80 to tow my car to the place i usually go to ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. also, they will do it faster. the place closest to me would have taken a few days. i’m paying for convenience i guess.
plus, remember my last chevy experience? http://www.thescrabbled.com/posts/68935-an-interesting-turn-of-events trying to make some memories here.
Oh yeah. You should probably warn any h0tt b0yz you meet there that Sammy will kill them. With a gun.
$275 FUCKING DOLLARS. I AM PISSED.
If it makes you feel better, that would buy me exactly 1 tire on my car.
Evan said:If it makes you feel better, that would buy me exactly 1 tire on my car.
that sucks ev. and does NOT make me feel better.
How much for a sexy postcard from vegas with you on it?
Also, a brief search& revealed that you could probably get your tires much cheaper.
I’ve seen her clean a bathroom… not worth the $20. She doesn’t put the seat down, so the “back” of the toilet never gets done.
Needless to say, our toilet seat is always up.
and cleaning the kitchen means putting water on things and wiping them with the sponge you’ll later use to wash your dishes.
If you can think it up, I will most likey do it for cash.
Hahahahaha, oh lord.
Sammy said:and cleaning the kitchen means putting water on things and wiping them with the sponge you’ll later use to wash your dishes.
Yeah, I think you’re being a bit anal retentive about this issue… Case in point: I was watching one of those god-awful wife-swap shows for some reason and the one wife was from an absurdly messy house and the other from an absurdly neat one. The husband in the neat one had three sponges: one for dishes, one for counters, and one for teh floor. The show’s producers made it a point to make him seem ridiculous about this.
And you know, if you disagree with what’s on TV, you’re almost alwaysin the wrong.
Sammy, think back to doing dishes in Triad, that’ll put it in some perspective. Paris is with me on this.
I recall:
I decided to tackle the beast that was our dish situation. My first order of business was to pull the drain plug, to rid of the stagnant water (there was stagnant water) and make some room to work. I held my breath and went in, only to find, in absolute horror, that the drain plug was not even covering the drain. I recoiled back, gagging terribly, both in response to the smell I had riled up and the mush into which I had plunged my fingers.
So then we decided to wash ’em in the tub. Hahahaha.
Jay said:
This. Clearly the days of Sammy secretly (yet known to everybody) loving you from a distance are coming to an end. I expect to see a progression of increasingly violent acts carried out against you, ultimately culminating in your ritualistic murder. The question is, what part of you is Sammy going to save to “love” after you’re gone?
There is no need, Jay. So much of Christina’s hair has been found in the house, that Sam has been able to weave a life-size replica for those tear-filled, sleepless nights.
If it makes you feel better at all….I have a giant crack in the windshield I bought in January. So that’ll be another $200 whenever I get around to replacing it.
For the record, anyone that uses a sponge (to do dishes) is an unevolved, dirty heathen.
Heidi said:If it makes you feel better at all….I have a giant crack in the windshield I bought in January.
why would that make me feel better? why do people try to use things like that as justification?
Cause then you’d know that it’s not so bad and everyone has to deal with bullshit?
when i think of starving children in my own hometown, that makes me feel bad.
also, i got $50 on my donation page! woo hoo!
christina said:when i think of starving children in my own hometown, that makes me feel bad.
also, i got $50 on my donation page! woo hoo!
When I think of starving children in your hometown, I also think about how far $50 can go towards feeding their growling, deflated stomachs.
christina said:Heidi said:If it makes you feel better at all….I have a giant crack in the windshield I bought in January.
why would that make me feel better?
Well, when I hear or read something like that and feel some semblance of sympathy for someone else even in the midst of my own problems, at least it lets me know that I’m not some self centered S.O.B. who thinks that the world revolves around their own petty problems.
I can’t speak for anyone else, but anything that fools me into thinking even for a brief second that maybe I’m not a completely narcissistic asshole makes me feel better.
i’m a selfish asshole who just wants everyone’s money so i can party with vanilla ice in vegas.
happy?
I don’t think that’s what anyone was saying, but ok. I’m also with Kev. It’s just about the delusion of empathy.
ha i know.
this was all mostly a joke, and the $50 i got, i sorta feel bad about.
anyway, you guys know all my crazy car troubles! like, wtf is gonna happen next. really.
Yeah, what John said. Although hopefully it’s not a delusion of empathy as much as something that makes me feel an actual twinge of it, or at the very least appreciation that someone else is attempting to express some empathy towards me.
My father is in the hospital, struggling a little bit to recover from a bone marrow transplant. One of my co-workers likes to ask me how he’s doing as a segway into talking about her own parents that she’s providing care for. Or another example “So Sara.. are you going to go on any trips this summer?” After my short response, “well my husband’s employer is giving away free weekend vacations so we’re gonna go to Cape May! For Free!” Okay so that’s not exactly what she said, but that was the gist of it.
That shit drives me nuts. If you want to tell me about yourself, just do it. Don’t feign interest in me just so you can tell your story.