MY WIFE IS MERE MOMENTS FROM DEATH.
Menopause is around the corner, then her certain and inevitable demise wherein the spirit and soul that is Gosia leaves her earthly body. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. It’s happening. Soon.
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Happy birthday Gos!
Happy Birthday! Hopefully your osteoporosis riddled body won’t prevent you from enjoying the day.
HOLY DEAR GOD IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU GET OLD AND DIE AND YOUR DEAD BODIES ARE SUMMONED ON TOP OF A YUPPIE COFFEE TABLE DURING A SEANCE AND FORCED TO AGE GROTESQUELY LIKE THAT SCENE IN BEETLEJUICE.
Also, a very happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re a dead woman.
Wow. Remember when I first met you and you were all “I’m Gosia and I’m a teenager. I’m young and have my youth. I’m going to go do stuff that’s not old.”
Not so much any more, huh?
I say we all chip in and get her one of those motor scooters that the old ladies ride in the commercials. That way, she can enjoy her visit to the Grand Canyon!
Kev, your comment got me in trouble. I laughed too much.
happy birthday gosia! you should drink a bottle of wine from the year you were born
Does Gosia even know this site exists or has she just forgotten about it?
Has the dementia finally set in Gos?
She’s a lurker. She reads all day every day but has a saying-things-on-the-internet phobia that applies to everything other than email.
MY WIFE HAS AN INNER EAR INFECTION.
fixed it.
I hear you’re wrinkly. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Your next round of Bingo is on me.
Menopause isn’t that bad.. the hot flashes DO suck though.. Happy Birthday favorite daughter in law!
Happy Birthday
The reason I am a day late is because, like you, I am old and I actually started typing this two days ago.
happy birthday gosia! i am late because i was changing kev’s diaper.