Drunk WITH a Skunk
Happy Hour at the Zoo – count me in!
“The zoo is no longer just for kids, or for parents with kids, or for wild animal lovers or for non-PETA supporters.
The zoo has now expanded its demographic to people who like to get boozy and stare at animals. Nice.
The Philadelphia Zoo is hosting an “Animal Happy Hour” June 5, where adults can pay $50 for a guided tour of the zoo, a meet-and-greet with a zoo keeper and a “special up-close visit with some of the zoo’s residents,” while wine and cheese is provided.
Here’s hoping the night ends with an intoxicated ride in the balloon!”
From nbcphiladelphia.com
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very funny headline
thanks :) I try never to post anything, no matter how great, unless I can think of a fun headline.
Dawn said:thanks :) I try never to post anything, no matter how great, unless I can think of a fun headline.
unfortunately, your history of headlines doesn’t support this view very well. you can do better than “cookies”, “scams” & “math” – i have faith in you.
lol you’re totally right… i guess i was only remembering the crime one, and ignored all the other generally banal ones (and ryan says the crime one wasn’t even funny). I’m only a comedian to myself I guess! :)
Don’t sweat it, I am the funniest man alive…………..to me.
Everyone else just thinks I am stupit
God DAMNIT. If I had seen this earlier, it would have been the absolute, bar-none PERFECT birthday present for Gosia.
John said:God DAMNIT. If I had seen this earlier, it would have been the absolute, bar-none PERFECT birthday present for Gosia.
if it went well, they might do it again. and since kev wasn’t there to get drunk and try to cook any of the animals, i’m sure it went better than usual.
Better than usual? Does this mean Kev is a regular attendant? And that he usually gets drunk and tries to cook animals? If so, I like him even more than before.
when he goes to the zoo, he is not allowed to carry anything on him that may be considered detrimental to the animals. you KNOW he gets drunk and wants to cook animals. he threatens to eat our rabbit when he’s stone-cold sober.
if he had attended this happy hour, it would have been bad.