Bacon Tuxedo
Yea that’s what I said. I have to assume that all bacon-related posts are reposts, but what the hell
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I’m over the internet based bacon obsession, and to be honest, I never understood it in the first place. Normally the internet takes something stupid and irritating, or at the very least not great, to go overboard with, but in this case it’s something that only idiots, muslims, and jews, (read: idiots) don’t enjoy. Whats the point?
It’s like that total loser kid in high school, the one people hated not just because they were an outcast but because they genuinely sucked, suddenly started liking your favorite band.
Yeah. Bacon. I get it.
Not that into it.
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Clearly, neither have you have eaten bacon anytime recently. Your bacon enthusiasm is waning.
I had bacon this morning in my omelet. What I’m saying is the supreme nerdery of the internet is bringing down it’s awesomeness. Tell me you wouldn’t think veeery differently about Radiohead if suddenly all the bennies down at Bar A suddenly started loving them and showing up at all the shows, and I will call you a liar.
What the crap is a benny? Whatever it is, there’s a good chance they all love Radiohead anyway. Radiohead has been declared the best band in the world by several magazines and has had every one of their albums sell buttloads. I’m not exactly into them for any sort of indie hipster cred, here. I don’t delude myself into thinking that no one else likes them and my opinion of them isn’t based on their popularity.
Oh, Hutch.
Behold, the Benny’s at Bar A
Benny’s are New Yorkers who travel to the Jersey shore on the weekend. And I picked Radiohead at random, so substitute in some other band you really like, that isn’t terribly popular.