Anal sex is better than a baby
http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/
‘Cassandra’ is a young lady who I used to know in undergrad. I watched her do a lot of coke and listed to her brag about her LOVE of unprotected sex.
Guess none of it was anal sex.
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Holy shit I love this so much. It just so happens the few parents I regularly associate with in day to day “real life” are normal people who happen to have kids. But jesus h fucking christ does the whole facebook aspect make other people’s kids even more annoying than they’ve ever been previous.
Also, I somehow became the spokesperson for our department at work on take-your-bastard-child-to-work-day. Last thing I need is having fucking teenagers roll their eyes at me cause I’m not a fan of Jonas Bros.
Reasons number 1,293,493,394 to 1,293,493,750 that I don’t want kids. And FOR REAL! Shut the hell up with your updates on which headband your infant daughter is wearing today.
John, how did you become spokesman when you have animals and not kids. Oh, cause no one wants their kids with their cute stuffed animals sitting on their beds at home talking to someone who wants to bang the shit out of them. Got it.
Did you see the youtube clip of the pregnant women breakdancing in London? If I knew for sure I would have those abilities, I would get pregnant in a second.
Julia, I hear you. I don’t know who is worse, the moms posting about their babies non-stop or the friends who respond. Don’t encourage them!!