New Kitty!
We’re picking up our new kitty today after work. He’s tiny and black and 13 weeks old. I think we’re going to name him Batman. I just have to convince Gosia. Pics later.
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i work with a guy who named his cat Milo and a girl who named her dog Batman.
Fuck.
Like I said, if it ends up getting named Batman I’m going to have a whole new range of greetings to unveil each time I enter your home.
“Batman. Darling.”
and i once had a hamster named Simon who lived in the freezer for a year. not the toilet.
…too soon?
Cats are evil. And not good evil like Anton LaVey or King Diamond. Bad evil like Dick Cheney.
Kevin said:Cats are evil. And not good evil like Anton LaVey or King Diamond. Bad evil like Dick Cheney.
agreed.
Other people’s cats are evil. Not Milo. Milo is ferocious in the most adorable way possible. I expect Batman to adjust accordingly.
Also, Aleister Meowly was an early suggestion. That’s good evil.
our cats and the hamster are named after lost characters. (my most recent ferrets are all named with viking names.)
GOESTOCOLLEGE.
John said:Other people’s cats are evil. Not Milo. Milo is ferocious in the most adorable way possible. I expect Batman to adjust accordingly.
Also, Aleister Meowly was an early suggestion. That’s good evil.
Wrong. All Cats. All evil.
ted mewgent
maynard james kitty
I agree with Kev 100%. All EVIL! Especially the ones who think it’s ok to use my garden as a litter box. I’ll provide my own fertilizer thank you. Glad firearms are readily available in Virginia.
Glad to see there’s a voice of sanity and reason amongst my in-laws on this topic. EEEEEEVIL!!!
my cats are the nicest people! you guys are nuts.
james catfield of mewtallica
maggie said:my cats are the nicest people! you guys are nuts.
When you awaken suddenly one night to find that they’re waterboarding you, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
He is vengeance! He is the night!
Kevin said:i know plenty of cats who are secretly plotting the destruction of all humans. our cats are just not a part of that. they just want snacks and cuddles.maggie said:my cats are the nicest people! you guys are nuts.
When you awaken suddenly one night to find that they’re waterboarding you, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Aaaaand that pic didn’t work. Let’s try that again:
Also:
Kevin, I usually agree with you because you think Hutch is wrong a lot. But seriously, you just need to know our cats. They are super-friendly, gentle retards.
Wow, your kitten looks so skinny after being used to our stocky beefcats. I love the 2nd picture.
I managed to snap a picture during the only two seconds he has stayed still in the past two hours.
My mon Bats, he don’t shiv!
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!!! AAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! SO GOOD!
nicely done, sir
John said:
Rogue class cats come with an automatic +5 Sneak and +7 Hide.
ohh i love him! cats are the best. they cuddle up in your neck area when you’re sitting on the couch, and just purr away. this adorable kitty makes me want another!! so how are he and milo getting along so far?
NOT WELL AT ALL. It was a traumatic day for Milo as a whole with a vet visit packed in as well. Milo saw him once and started rumbling/growling. He’s not happy. We have Batman locked in a room with his own litterbox and food and stuff. Just hoping they get used to each other’s smells and we can slowly introduce them.
So Batman’s at home? Washing his tights?
pet one for a few minutes to get it’s scent on your hand, then go pet the other one to transfer the scent… that’ll help them acclimate to each other faster. they’ll get along eventually, don’t worry.
Did the other one die or something?
Paris said:Did the other one die or something?
Man, you are tactful and considerate.
This thread needs more close-up shots of pussy.
How’s THE GODDAMN BATMAN, John?
And two youtube videos! A quickie of him being cute (he never stops moving, thus ruining photos, so I thought a video would work best):
and I was trying to work Sunday and this happened:
God….that look in his eyes…it just says “I am going to suspend Habeas Corpus…..and kill you in your sleep.”
Next time you come over, I’m rubbing him on your sinuses.
Honestly, let’s say that cat never grows out of the “climb all over you like you’re a tree” phase as seen in that one video. How long until you flush it down the toilet? Cats are the worst.
He’ll grow out of it when he tires of me throwing him across the room.
…unless that’s part of the appeal…
let’s all post various media of our stupid pets.
mandy said:PLEEEEEASE.let’s all post various media of our stupid pets.
mandy said:let’s all post various media of our stupid pets.
Now THERE’S a guy who knows how to have a good time!
And I will say that I can guarantee that you would make a better and more entertaining pet than any cat.
Kevin said:And I will say that I can guarantee that you would make a better and more entertaining pet than any cat.
Yeah, but he’d likely be harder to housebreak.