A Newbie! Make them feel shame!
Brooke Panda has just joined the site. Read more to find out more about them.
- Who sent you? Mandy What is your connection to the people of the scrabbled? Mandy is my platonic hetero-crush and the rest of you guys are pretty hilarious
- What album would you bring with you on a cross-country road trip? Broken Social Scene- You Forgot It In People
- What guilty-pleasure book would you stow away in your oversized housewife bag on a trip to the beach? Mary Roach’s Stiff or Bonk. I love fluff sociology.
- Best movie to put on while you clean the house: Demons, cleaning to an 80’s metal soundtrack/the screams of people is awesome
- How many monkey? One and it must be a purple monkey (dishwasher)
- roflcopter or lollerskates? Lollerskates to a roflbrothel
- What ringtone plays when your mom calls? God Only Knows by the Beach Boys
- If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, why the fuck do you care? Maybe I’m stuck under the tree?
- If you could get away with murder just once, who would suffer your righteous wrath? I want to say an exboyfriend but that seems cliche/a waste. Hitler. Why not. I’m not very keen on him.
- Your mom! TU MADRE!
- How do you like your hotdog? Hebrew Nationally, with avocado, bacon, cheese, and spicy mustard
- Does McSweeney’s plagiarize? I have no idea.
- Justify your existence: Two words; flowery rhetoric.
Comments
i don’t like you.
hey jerk! good to have you here. i think you and zombieBF will have lots to add to our lengthy & intellectual conversations.
mandy said:hey jerk! good to have you here. i think you and zombieBF will have lots to add to our lengthy & intellectual conversations.
Thankfully, he doesn’t use the Internet.
Avocado on a hot dog, nice. I think that’s how it’s done in Chile, with mayo too.
christina said:i don’t like you.
but you don’t like anybody. be more creative!
Completos are Chilean hot dogs that have avocado, tomato and mayo and they are super. Brooke, lose the bacon and add mayo to your hot dog and we can be best friends.
How is a crush on someone from your own gender in any way “hetero”?
That aside…..welcome.
Am I the only one that laughs every time someone is initiated into the McSweeney’s plagiarism cult. That is easily my favorite thing about this site.
Kevin said:How is a crush on someone from your own gender in any way “hetero”?
Good catch Kev. Looks like we have our first shemale! Took long enough.
Jay said:
Kevin said:How is a crush on someone from your own gender in any way “hetero”?
Good catch Kev. Looks like we have our first shemale! Took long enough.
She did say she likes bacon on her hotdog.
i command you to feel shame
FEEL IT
FEEL IT HARDER
alycia said:Completos are Chilean hot dogs that have avocado, tomato and mayo and they are super. Brooke, lose the bacon and add mayo to your hot dog and we can be best friends.
alycia said:Completos are Chilean hot dogs that have avocado, tomato and mayo and they are super. Brooke, lose the bacon and add mayo to your hot dog and we can be best friends.
Ok, deal.