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Might as well give out the Darwin awards early this year.

This woman is a shoe in.

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On 04/21/09 at 12:07 PM, Ryan misses comic con was all:
Ryan misses comic con

wow…just…wow.

On 04/21/09 at 12:13 PM, maggie is depressed about decaf :( was all:
maggie is depressed about decaf :(

her name was serena. hahaha

On 04/21/09 at 01:31 PM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

2 things are great about this: 1)The fact that the one eyewitness keeps pointing out how fat she was, which as near as I can tell has no actual bearing on the story itself or what happened, and 2) I don’t see this so much as Darwin level stupidity since she was warned and had every opportunity to get out once she realized this was happening. Instead I see complete and total commitment to anger and seething hatred. While it’s still a jaw dropping action on her part, I’d be lying if I said a part of me couldn’t at least respect that a little.

On 04/21/09 at 02:11 PM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

“I think it is more likely than not that she failed to understand the peril she was in and the consequences of her actions.”

Ummm… no? The bitch had to have been burning for awhile before she died. If she failed to understand the peril she was in as her skin started melting then I’m not sure what to say.

Kevin said:

While it’s still a jaw dropping action on her part, I’d be lying if I said a part of me couldn’t at least respect that a little.

Agreed. This reminds me of the Blackhole Sun video for some reason.

On 04/21/09 at 02:24 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I’d imagine the fumes probably got to her before the fire did. What’s amazing, to me, is that no one just pulled the moron out of her goddam car. Is that why the dude kept saying she was so fat? Some sort of guilt-tinged half-excuse?

On 04/21/09 at 08:24 PM, Sara Incognito was all:
Sara Incognito

I’d be scared to pull her out! Bitch was gonna punch that dude that tried to help her! What if she, in all her biggish-ness, got you in a choke hold and you got killed by the flames too??? With that said, it is really disturbing to think of someone allowing themself to burn to death.

On 04/21/09 at 11:33 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

he should have hit her with the goddamn fire extinguisher. if he didn’t knock her out to drag her out of the car, at least she’d have been pissed off enough to chase him, thus saving her life.

On 04/22/09 at 01:11 AM, Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch was all:
Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch

Unless she chased him in her car. Which she may have done, being fat and, presumably, lazy.

On 04/22/09 at 06:32 AM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

that still would’ve solved the situation.

On 04/22/09 at 08:55 AM, Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch was all:
Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch

Until she rammed him and spun the tires until they caught on fire.

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