John is hungry

A beginner's guide to soft shell crabs.

Despite steamed crabs being my absolute, no-contest favorite food on earth, I had my first soft shell last year. It was a good thing.

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On 04/08/09 at 03:33 PM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

So, according to the pictures, you just fry up and eat the entire crab? I’m assuming the shell is palatable because it is soft? What about all of the other creepy googly guts and stuff? That did not look appetizing at all…

On 04/08/09 at 04:00 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

You clean under “the apron” so there are no guts or whatever in there, but yep. That’s pretty much how it works.

Some weirdo Maryland peopl elike the guts anyhow. I’ve tried it… it’s not bad.

On 04/08/09 at 04:18 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

you know I could bring you these the next time I head down to good ol’ South Jersey, right???

On 04/08/09 at 04:25 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I do, but it would be more fitting for us to bring them to you. Warmer waters = better, bigger crabs. The best on the east coast from the Chesapeake Bay in MA. Most of the crab guys and seafood places around us get their supply shipped up from there.

On 04/08/09 at 04:31 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

Ok, well fuck off then. I’ll bring some live lobsters and we’ll race them before throwing them on the grill.

On 04/08/09 at 04:43 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Works for me!

On 04/08/09 at 05:08 PM, luke hates phillies fans was all:
luke hates phillies fans

and then you won’t eat them.
i want yours!

On 04/08/09 at 05:47 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

works for me! I want a grilled hotdog! stuffed with cheese! with sweet pepper jam on top!

On 04/08/09 at 06:30 PM, luke hates phillies fans was all:
luke hates phillies fans

i’ll make it for you if you give me your lobster

On 04/09/09 at 10:21 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

Absolutely! I will definitely give you my lobstah.

On 04/09/09 at 10:24 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

That’s what she said?

On 04/09/09 at 01:15 PM, luke hates phillies fans was all:
luke hates phillies fans

without question

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