A Newbie! Make them feel shame!
Suzanne Smalley has just joined the site. Read more to find out more about them.
- Who sent you? What is your connection to the people of the scrabbled? Mandy told me I should sign up…she knew I needed something to add to my workday internet rotation.
- What album would you bring with you on a cross-country road trip? This is an impossible question. At this moment, Nada Surf’s Lucky is in my car, so that would win by default.
- What guilty-pleasure book would you stow away in your oversized housewife bag on a trip to the beach? Stiff by Mary Roach
- Best movie to put on while you clean the house: Forrest Gump…it’s long and you can turn the vaccuum on during the boring parts (like the running stuff).
- How many monkey? only one
- roflcopter or lollerskates? oh em gee. neither, thanks.
- What ringtone plays when your mom calls? same as everyone else
- If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, why the fuck do you care? exactly. hopefully it killed a skunk.
- If you could get away with murder just once, who would suffer your righteous wrath? The chick in grad school who printed out what I wrote complaining about a teacher on my livejournal and gave it to the teacher saying ‘I think it makes the program look bad.’ I never mentioned the program in the entry. The teacher wasn’t upset. I don’t know who did it or else the deed already would have been done.
- Your mom! ‘say hello to your motha’ for me.’
- How do you like your hotdog? made of turkey with yellow mustard. none of that kethup bullshit.
- Does McSweeney’s plagiarize? …
- Justify your existence: I can be pretty funny, and I like to help people.
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i don’t know if i can agree with wanting to kill skunks! i hope you post here or i’ll get in trouble. and mcsweeney’s is a bunch of plagiarizing plagiarizers.
oh yeah, hi sooz! you might wanna change your last name to something more mysterious. you should be Suzanne “Red”. like morgan freeman.
Suzanne Smalley said: roflcopter or lollerskates? oh em gee. neither, thanks.
Thank you. I had a conversation with a coworker today about how infuriating I find those god damned words. He chalked it up to the evolution of language. I wanted to punch his neck.
Welcome.
Yes, any instance you get to mention how McSweeney’s plagiarizes, you do it.
Welcome to the crowd, are you from north or south jersey?
Paris said:Welcome to the crowd, are you from north or south jersey?
Her profile says she’s from South Jersey and doesn’t suck at softball. Typo I guess.
your thumbnail totally zeros-in on your boobs.
based solely on your name, i’d say your age is 46.
i judge everyone.
Jay said:
Her profile says she’s from South Jersey and doesn’t suck at softball. Typo I guess.
I take offense to this.
There’s a history, Matt. Essentially, South Jersey drinks much harder than North Jersey and, thus, we lost a game of softball.
John said:There’s a history, Matt. Essentially, South Jersey drinks much harder than North Jersey and, thus, we lost a game of softball.
There’s an excuse I haven’t heard yet.
Suzanne, do you have a nickname? What did you study in grad school?
Not really a valid excuse.
i.e. Sammy
I think he covered everyone.
Our pitcher missed several fly balls because he didn’t want to put his beer down. The south won a contest that day, and it wasn’t a game of baseball.
I propose a drinking/softball contest to end this debate once and for all. Let’s start discussing the rules.
mandy said:your thumbnail totally zeros-in on your boobs.
mandy said:your thumbnail totally zeros-in on your boobs.
Yeah, I noticed that!! And I knew you would say something about it so I left it for now.
christina said:based solely on your name, i’d say your age is 46.
i judge everyone.
I’m 28 but sometimes I feel 46. It is sad.
John said:Our pitcher missed several fly balls because he didn’t want to put his beer down. The south won a contest that day, and it wasn’t a game of baseball.
I am much more concerned with getting hit in the face by softballs than keeping a beer in my hand. I try to keep my glove up and wear a pink mouthguard. I am vain.
I did get hit in the side once. The bruise was not nearly as spectacular as I think it should have been. Ooh, I think I found my new avatar…
Paris said:John said:There’s a history, Matt. Essentially, South Jersey drinks much harder than North Jersey and, thus, we lost a game of softball.
There’s an excuse I haven’t heard yet.
Suzanne, do you have a nickname? What did you study in grad school?
My nickname is The Sooz. I also use suerocks. I didn’t know how it would show up on here, so I decided not to go the Suerocks route.
In grad school I studied Arts Administration. I think of it as Nonprofit administration to make myself feel better for spending money on a waste of a degree.
Jay said:I propose a drinking/softball contest to end this debate once and for all. Let’s start discussing the rules.
Who do we know who can host it who lives near a softball field.
There are several possible venues in Hazlet. This isn’t going to be easy outside of a college campus setting though, you’re right. I didn’t really think about that.
Yeah we do pick up games in Hazlet, but usually at schools, where drinking tends to be frowned upon. Not that that stops us. I say we do it with a keg at second. No advancing beyond the base without chugging a beer first. Maybe that will restrict the North to below 20 runs this time.
Tsk tsk, just like the other Southerners out there: still fighting the war.
the sooz? i refuse.
The first North/South game was at a school. Red solo cups, that’s all you need.
Hi Sue! Nice abs….what do you think this is…MySpace?
:)
christina said:the sooz? i refuse.
i call her Sooz. not sure where the “The” came from, though she did admit vanity.
before you refuse honest answers to questions, you should wax your eyebrows. just because.