elderly woman trapped in a recycling bin in a small town
how the hell does this even happen? you got me.
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HAHAHAHAHAH BEST TITLE EVER.
Her local bully was making rounds.
Jeff said:Her local bully was making rounds.
seriously, only explanation. no way this could have happened. there’s holes all around.
I think somebody should do a supervised test to see if
a) they can also, in fact fall into the bucket the same way themselves and
b) see if they can get out
Also, is it just me, or do the elderly manage to get themselves into cartoony death scenarios way more often than a human probably should?
After what you said Bill, I just pictured the bucket testing facility where they pay elders looking for an extra buck to try to get out of their buckets. Just a line of old people flailing their limbs in the air.
I’m assuming she was fairly fat. I don’t see how this is possible any other way. Even if you were only slightly fat, it’d give you enough wiggle room to rock back and forth a bit and knock the thing over.
I wish instead of “I’m here” when they found her, she had said, “I win at hide-n-seek!”
i seem to recognize your trash-covered face
festering, familiar, yet i can’t seem to place it
cannot find the dumpster of thought to trashpick your name
dumptrucks are catching up with me
hahahhahahahhahahhaha!
There is nothing better than reading this thread as it develops only to finally click on the link after a few hours to find out granny was in the can for fucking 3 DAYS. Hahahahahaha.
I think the world needs a bumper car-esque, recycling bin hermit crab game. You touch your toes and a friend puts the can over you, and then you and another canned competitor crab walk into each other over and over again. It’s a battle of endurance.
one of the topics should be pearljam.
Just like a turtle, haha.