TIM IS OLD AND DYING.
Cool Tim. The one who posts here and isn’t into furries. He survived another year.
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Hey!!! Happy birthday! More importantly than just surviving another year, you survived a year breathing in John’s ass biscuits that overfloweth from his cubicle.
THAT’S A LIE!
My ass biscuits stay put.
Tim, you are unspeakably ancient.
There is no better way to celebrate the slow approach of death than to eat chips and salsa.
This is you.
Great, now I have to start eating dinner at 4pm and giving my credit card info to anyone that emails or calls me asking for money. At least I still pass the “if it’s too loud you’re too old” test.