John is hungry

The McGangBang.

Don’t worry, it’s totally SFW (unless being hungry for grease is unsafe in your workplace)

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On 03/05/09 at 02:58 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

It’s actually just a vanilla shake with peppermint goo swirled in.

On 03/05/09 at 03:47 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit
luke said:

sammy, what the fuck happened to you?

Thinking sucks and believing in things always ends in disappointment.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need a vacation from my own identity.

On 03/05/09 at 04:51 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

the next challenge is to eat one of those and NOT poop for 3 hours. 1 hour per meat patty.

On 03/05/09 at 06:21 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I really like mint flavor, I’ll have to try one of these shakes you speak of.

I’m doing the McGangBang any minute now. I went with a touch of BBQ sauce because I thought that worked for both chicken and beef. It’s a lot more depressing when you’re doing this alone than with a friend and a camera.

I’d include a camera in my adventure, but that would make it really sad.

Would live-blogging it be awful?

On 03/05/09 at 06:27 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

The setup is difficult. The burger patties sorta rip and I don’t like touching the cheese. The BBQ sauce should be a nice touch.

On 03/05/09 at 06:27 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

It’s really big.

On 03/05/09 at 06:35 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

The spice of the chicken works well.

On 03/05/09 at 06:35 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I have a cramp.

On 03/05/09 at 06:37 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

It’s over. I’m tired.

On 03/05/09 at 06:43 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

you should chew next time.

On 03/05/09 at 07:47 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

Wimp.

On 03/05/09 at 07:59 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
John said:

It’s actually just a vanilla shake with peppermint goo swirled in.

leprechaun semen.

On 03/05/09 at 08:23 PM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

Can we all make an agreement on here that one of us will always post that picture of John detaching his jaw and consuming that monstrosity in response to any food post or comment he makes?

On 03/05/09 at 09:33 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

It was for science, Kevin. FOR SCIENCE.

Delicious science.

On 03/06/09 at 11:29 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

So this showed up on reddit today:

http://www.gunaxin.com/the-legend-of-the-mcgangbang/14064

Recognize the photo?

On 03/06/09 at 11:42 AM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
John said:

So this showed up on reddit today:

http://www.gunaxin.com/the-legend-of-the-mcgangbang/14064

Recognize the photo?

wow, totally stolen! lazy bastards.

On 03/06/09 at 03:31 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

I’m flattered?

On 03/06/09 at 03:37 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

Oh neat it says “The Scrabbled” under the photo. And whoa! There’s a link to this very post at the end of the article. I hope in a few more years this site is legendary.

We have that appearance on urbandictionary.com too.

And of course let’s not forget the McSweeney’s Plagiarism debacle.

On 03/06/09 at 04:07 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

haha, i didn’t even see that link. oops sorry, lazy bastards!

On 03/06/09 at 04:46 PM, Dawn right clicks for synonyms was all:
Dawn right clicks for synonyms

we ended up getting shakes last night. Much to Ryan’s embarrassment, I asked for half choc half shamrock. IT WAS SO GOOD.

On 03/06/09 at 04:59 PM, luke mcluke was all:
luke mcluke

why is that embarrassing?

On 03/06/09 at 05:14 PM, Dawn right clicks for synonyms was all:
Dawn right clicks for synonyms

i don’t know! he wouldn’t order it for me at drive thru so we had to go in so i could ask for it. the girl didn’t even raise an eyebrow, which leads me to believe she’s heard the request before

On 03/06/09 at 05:35 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Wow, somehow I completely missed Paris’ liveblogging of his McGangBang adventure. His last two comments had me dying at my desk.

On 03/06/09 at 06:29 PM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

Did anyone follow the link to diarrhea bear? Is this some huge internet phenomenon that I’m way behind on? Holy shit listening to the people’s reactions had me dying!

On 03/06/09 at 06:48 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

DEATH EPIDEMIC.

On 05/04/09 at 01:41 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Soooooo this happened:

Question About Your McGangBang Images


HI there!

We’re the creators of the site Thisiswhyyourefat.com – we celebrate over the top food on our site (and have been covered by The New York Times, CNN, The Today Show and more!).

We are currently writing the book version of our site for Harper Collins and would like to feature your amazing McGangBang images and recipe with credit given to you.

Is this something we could get your okay on?

All contributors to the book will be named and have their creations in print, and it will likely bring even more attention to you or your blog or
If you’d like to be a part of the book version of our site, we would need images to be as hi-res as possible, so could you send us images as large as possible? That and a recipe/ingredient list (if there is one) would be amazing!

Hope we can work with you and feature this killer thing in our book!

Talk soon,

Jessica Amason & Richard Blakeley

Yeah, so my fat-ass is gonna be in a This Is Why You’re Fat book. Or just the sandwich. Either way, I totally gave them permission. Hooray?

On 05/04/09 at 06:34 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

Hooray!

On 05/05/09 at 08:03 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

So wait, are you getting credit for the recipe too? Would that not make you a plagiarizer or Mcsweeney’s plagiarizing proportions?

On 05/05/09 at 09:25 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Who would I be plagiarizing from? The internet? I think I’m only getting credit for the photo, though.

On 05/05/09 at 01:50 PM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

You should take credit for it all. I mean, I did hear it first from you.

Aren’t they Sammy’s photos?

On 05/05/09 at 01:55 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Nope. Those are mine. Though I did refer them to Sammy’s photos as well.

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