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the phillies got 2 percent of votes in some town i covered in gloucester county last year.
…. i forgot to mention that the joke is, i beat lennon by 100%, not that lennon is on there…
Derrick, I’d definitely vote for you over that no talent weasel.
and thats why theyll always be a special place for you in my heart
oh, that’s you? derrick kunzer?
well, i was hoping it would be obvious enough without tying my name to my off color scrabbled comments when future jobs search me on the great google machine, but to answer your question, yes.
that’s what private posts are my friend! but don’t worry. apparently my name is googled a lot and guess where it brings you! this hell of all places.
but if it really concerns you, our almighty admin can take it off.
i know thats what private posts are for. im not the one that gave my full name.
google sends people here about me for a few things anyway.
actually, a google search is how i discovered those election results.
Dude, Kirk Popiolek kicked your ass. I’m not sure you should be too proud of this…
small victories jay. im going for the slow climb to the top.
also, i know for a fact i had 4 votes, but 2 didnt count due to the dmv messing up voter registrations, and the provisional ballots not counting.
also, the reason why those guys won was because they were the only two people officially on the ballot. they ran uncontested.
thats why next time im going to try and get my name on there, then i will be the candidate of choice.
1. This is friggin’ hilarious
2. I hate you, Kevin, and John Lennon hates you, too.
3. This should have been a link post, not an article. I should make the paragraphon top of the “post an article” page a larger font so you people stop ignoring it.
4. You want I should remove your name from this thread, Derrick?
yeah, i didnt make it just a link because i knew id have to mention one link, then point to another link. but i suppose i couldve settled that by making the first comment my own and adding it there.
id say maybe just make the post private since christina’s question settles the fact that unless you know me know me, you might not recognize my name in the results.
im going to look into getting myself on the ballot next time. i dont think id win, but im positive that since there are no other options, by presenting one i might be able to get my name higher up there. who knows, maybe next time i could take on elvis, or jesus!
oh, and john, you should dig up your towns from somewhere and see if your vote for me is listed.
im fighting the battle on multiple fronts!
Derrick said:im going to look into getting myself on the ballot next time.
i’ll be your campaign manager/press secretary.