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The lesson here? Monkeys are still wild fucking animals. This never would have happened if people had a greater appreciation of the Planet of the Apes movies.
If you have to give a member of your family, human or not, tea laced with Xanax on the sly, that person has a problem for which you should seek guidance.
Monkey on the lamb.
“So honey, how was your day?”
“I SHOT A MONKEY AT CLOSE RANGE IN MY CRUISER!”
that chimp went apeshit.
seriously folks, this intrigues me to no end. this animal drank wine and used a computer for chrissakes! it’s like me, on a friday night by myself. it had no history of violence and was like a child to this owner for 14 years. and then one day, flips his lid. animals are fucking COOL.
It’s too bad it didn’t maul its owner, the idiot who thought keeping a wild animal as a pet was a good idea.
Heidi said:“So honey, how was your day?”
“I SHOT A MONKEY AT CLOSE RANGE IN MY CRUISER!”
Hoo, man, that cracked me up!
chimps are apes, not monkeys.
they are also not good pets.
christina said:that chimp went apeshit.
…this animal drank wine and used a computer for chrissakes! it’s like me, on a friday night by myself… .
This amused me greatly.
Did you guys see the updates today? The chimp might have had a tick bite or something that made him crazy.
“Police said that Travis, 14, was believed to have Lyme disease, a tick-borne bacterial infection that in rare cases has been linked to psychosis, severe anxiety and delusional behavior.”
So in rare cases, lyme disease causes craziness, whereas in completely normal cases, chimpanzees kill things and are violent