I'm Pretty Sure a Bird Crapped On My Hat This Morning
I was wearing a beanie today because of the cold weather. When I took it off, I found a wet brown splotch on it, almost like the consistency of melted chocolate. Probably about 1/4 tsp worth.
My commute today consisted of a bus ride to suburban station to pick up the R5 to Ardmore. I normally drive, but the snow today prohibited that. So, I did a bit of walking, but I cannot recall a situation where brown debris would fly off a vehicle or anything, isolated only to my beanie. I would expect there to be more splattered over me, if it was splashed from a passing truck, etc.
That leads me to believe that I’ve been crapped on my a bird, for the first time in my life.
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I get crapped on by a bird most days.
Pigeons roosted at the tops of buildings are the worst. I’ve had times where I just got back to work after having a haircut (my hair being at its possible shortest) and whilst unlocking the back door to the office, having white cream and digested berry land on the top of my head. Like, right where the natural part is, in the back, where your skull is most nude. I swear to god they were aiming for it, because it’s happened more than once.
I’ve heard it’s good luck, but I don’t buy that.
John said:I get crapped on by a bird most days.
by choice.
Good luck, my ass.
You, dear Reggie, have done been shat on.
It happened to me once while swimming in the ocean. Seagulls release epic amounts of excrement.
Reggie said:Good luck, my ass.
Yeah, sounded weird to me too. Maybe it was just a Filipino thing.