Top 10 Scrabbled Search Engine Keywords
for the past 6 months (7/27/08 – 1/27/09).
1. the scrabbled 560
2. thescrabbled 380
3. mcsweeney plagiarism 286
4. plagiarize mcsweeneys 201
5. wfn pbp 155
6. christina paciolla 109
7. corporate bingo 91
8. wfn pbp wfn paybyphone 86
9. mcsweeneys plagiarism 74
10. psychology of batman 69
The number after the keyword is, of course, the number of hits that keyword generated in the past 6 months. What stands out first, of course, is the wild success of our mcsweeneys plagiarism mcsweeney’s plagiarism plagiarizes campaign.
But more interesting is why the fuck did 109 people search for Christina? And how does she feel about that search landing them here of all places. All of the traffic seems to have occured from September 14th to October 14th or so with another small spike in December. And they all hit the index of the site. Very strange.
Here are some other keywords that I found funny/interesting:
mccain battlestar galactica 50
john mccain battlestar galactica 29
battlestar galactica john mccain 15
“animal collective” awful hipster 29
secret internet fatties 20
jesus was a hufflepuff 19
john and gosia 19
“kevin visioli” 9
dylan visioli 4
world of whorecraft torrent 5
heil palin 2
mangoyourface
massage fucking
set phasers to fabulous
“bearcraft carrier”
“gayest agenda”
“girl talk sucks”
“handwich”
“look at my fucking bicep”
“rachael ray” “corn porn”
“slack cunted mongoloid hausfrau”
“the shitty beach boys”
1guy1cup
Also, the interenet apparently hates Alex Trebek:
i hate alex trebek 9
“alex trebek” condescending
alex trebek smug
alex trebek dick
alex trebek and condescending
alex trebek +lives with mother
Ok, I should stop doing this and go do some work.
Comments
wow. i get my own topic!
this is weird. you’re saying that people typed in “christina paciolla” in the scrabbled’s search engine??
Potential employers. It happens!
or you’re saying that people just googled me and then subsequently clicked on the scrabbled.
reggie offered up a solution. potential employers? that’s when i was sending out resumes.
Yes, that’s quite possible. No wonder you couldn’t find a job!
just wonderful. upon doing a google search of my name, this is the first scrabbled reference that comes up.
The Scrabbled: Biggest Ass
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Sigh. I remember that month when I was a major search term for the scrabbled. Now I’m washed up.
Well, it is just the past 6 months, during which time you were responsible for… 5 posts! I think it’s time to step it up.
Also, I checked to see what searches there were for you and all I got was a search for “bill manuary” which made me laugh.
Only 5 posts? Well, this is my minimalistic period.
Don’t lie, it was you googling yourself.
No, that’s how I bump my myspace views. Duh.
Whoa. That’s weird that my name was used 9 times and my 2 and a half year old son’s was used 4 times.
I thought so, too, hence it being included in the list. Other searches that may or may not have involved you:
“the scrabbled” kevin
kevin-v
“kevin, you’re such a disease”
“you gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get that demon’s hole.”
…Ok, maybe not that last one. I just came up when I searched for “anna” and I laughed.
John said:I thought so, too, hence it being included in the list. Other searches that may or may not have involved you:
“the scrabbled” kevin
kevin-v
“kevin, you’re such a disease”
“you gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get that demon’s hole.”…Ok, maybe not that last one. I just came up when I searched for “anna” and I laughed.
i thought it was “boy’s hole”.
I just checked, TheScrabbled is the 2nd result when you search Google for Mcsweeneys plagiarism, behind Mcsweeneys.
Is there a link to quote the original post or am I missing something? Also, thescrabbled is now logging me out every single time I come back despite checking the keep me logged in box. I had a point to posting a reply, but I don’t remember it now after my 2 website complaints.
I forgot why we even mcsweeneys plagiarism mcsweeney’s plagiarism plagiarizes, but it’s great that mcsweeneys plagiarism mcsweeney’s plagiarism plagiarizes success!
Ah… there is such beauty in the success of our McSweeney’s Plagiarism campaign. They totally deserve it.
Well, a true success would be either that they become the #1 result when searching the word “plagiarism” or that the post about them stealing your shit becomes the #1 result when searching for “mcsweeney’s plagiarism.” So perhaps we should start linking all our “mcsweeney’s plagiarism” links to that one post (which I am, currently, too lazy to go find.
I’m so glad I’ve inserted “slack cunted mongoloid hausfrau” into the cultural lexicon.
Also, McSweeney’s plagiarism McSweeney’s plagiarism McSweeney’s plagiarism McSweeney’s plagiarism McSweeney’s plagiarism. And so forth.
Seriously, I never really understood why we cared so much about McSweeney’s plagiarism, but the more research I do on McSweeney’s plagiarism, the more I learn that McSweeney’s plagiarism is really more than just McSweeney’s plagiarism. It’s like McSweeney’s plagiarism, only worse, and if we don’t do our part as true fighters against McSweeney’s plagiarism, McSweeney’s plagiarism threatens to destroy the world as we know it.
mcsweeney’s
plagiarism
yay i contributed!