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On 12/31/09 at 05:13 AM, Dawn right clicks for synonyms was all:

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Racheeeeeeelllllll,
Happy birthday to you!

On 12/31/09 at 09:53 AM, mandy blue was all:

congrats on staying aliiiiiiive!!

On 12/31/09 at 10:01 AM, luke hates phillies fans was all:

happy birthday rachel. hope you liked breakfast because i accidentally gave all my money to the maître d’ and can’t afford dinner anymore. we might really have to go to the olive garden, john and gosia. salad and breadsticks?

On 12/31/09 at 10:03 AM, John is hungry was all:

ENDLESS salad and breadsticks!

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Fundamentalists: believe 2+2 =5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.

“Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4. but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.

“Moderate” atheists: know that 2+2 =4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.

“Militant” atheists: "Oh for pity’s sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

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