No son of mine plays Oregon Trail like that
I read this most assuredly plagiarized McSweeney’s article and can only envision my future self 10-20 years from now, scolding my son for inappropriately equipping his Materia / Espers or AWPing from the other side of de_dust like a goddam sissy.
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I have no idea what that Oregon Trail one was referring to, but having recently had Steampunk explained to me, that one was highly entertaining.
“Why not push a naked, starving family to the brink of collapse and hunt your ass off for food all the way to Oregon? Isn’t that what Jordan would do?”
Hahahahahahahah.
I wish I played this more in 5th grade. Instead I chose the lonely road of “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?”
How come you repost all those shitty links that no one ever clicks or replies to on my board, but you don’t repost this one which is legitimately hilarious? Do you enjoy starting threads that get zero replies?
….Yes.
Touché.