I know some of you have, and others will have kids soon..
So tell me, what are your thoughts on baby names?
Do, maybe, Adolph Hitler (your lastname), JoyceLynn Aryan Nation (your lastname), and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie (your lastname come to mind?
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What’s wrong with them? They sound like totally sensible, decent names to me. It’s not like you’re branding your child a hate monger for life or anything.
I say you go with Honszlynn Hinler Hutchinson. Its so alliterative.
There are two people with my last name on Wikipedia’s list of Nazi leaders. My kids are going to be tainted by default. Nanny nanny foo foo.
Hefenweizen Himmler Hutchinson
If you really want to scar the kid, name it Cockmaster or something. That’d be fun.
I hear tell around school of a kid whose name was Shithead (Shuh-heed).
Other than that, we had/have plenty of names I’d love to tell you, but aren’t worth google incrimination.
As I’ve established earlier, John will name his children Richard Dawkins Hutchinson and Thereisnogod Hutchinson. One will grow up to become an evangelical minister and the other (an android) will be cannibalized for spare parts when the economic crash leaves him without earbuds to listen to Radiohead.
If I had a kid, I’d be sure to slap a really bizarre middle name on them. It’s the kind of thing they could use if they grew up quirky, or ignore if they grew up “normal”.
Justin said:If I had a kid, I’d be sure to slap a really bizarre middle name on them. It’s the kind of thing they could use if they grew up quirky, or ignore if they grew up “normal”.
What a nice idea!
Yep. These people live in the town next to my parents. It was on the front page of the local section on Sunday. I’m still boggled by people who refuse to believe the Holocaust happened. As for me, I intend to find palindrome names for my kids. So far I’ve got Hannah, Eve, Otto and Neven.
You forgot about Racecar and sweet little A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
ha! I never heard that one before!
I was a big advocate of Judas as a name for our kid, but my wife while agreeing in spirit and sentiment would not go for it. Although we did seriously ponder Damien as a shout out to the evil kid from the Omen.
Anal sex at noon taxes Lana
qoi?
Jeff: hahahahahahaha!
Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh!
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.
Does it really count as a palindrome if the colon doesn’t occur twice?
Danger seems fun, but how about Explosion, or Abnormal?
Richard Dawkins Abnormal Himler Hutchinson.
Nice ring.
“Abby Something. Abby… Normal…”
I just read about this. I hope the ACLU steps in and does something because while teaching your kids to be white supremacist assholes is fucking retarded, it’s not child abuse and I don’t think Child Services had any right to take these people’s kids away.
Maybe it’s because he’s been stating that the holocaust never happened, and therefore might be legally insane.