John is hungry

THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

This is not a superlative. The link below is the WORST. THING. I HAVE EVER. SEEN. This, ladies and gents, isn’t the new 2 Girls 1 Cup. It makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like little girls in pretty dresses riding unicorns.

* NSFW *

Sammy just showed me this video. I can never un-see it. Ever. It is burned into my retinas. And so let me offer it up to you. If you watch it, you should film yourself. I couldn’t watch the whole thing. I left the room and nearly puked.

I left the room.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html

Watch it.

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On 12/12/08 at 08:55 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

there is so much blood, i don’t know how he didn’t pass out. the worst part is the glass scraping sound. holy shit.

On 12/13/08 at 12:33 AM, Tommy the Giant! was all:
Tommy the Giant!

mother of christ, why?

On 12/13/08 at 06:58 AM, The Manc is a bad loser was all:
The Manc is a bad loser

I have been advised not too watch this but I was given a brief idea of its contents and so the advice was good and it will remain unseen by these eyes

On 12/13/08 at 07:30 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

HAHAHAHAH KEV! YOUR PHOTO!

I’m glad you finally figured out how to use my relatively easy software.

On 12/13/08 at 07:30 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

Also, you should watch it.

On 12/13/08 at 07:45 AM, maggie is depressed about decaf :( was all:
maggie is depressed about decaf :(

i didn’t think the video itself was that bad, but.. y’know, internet.

On 12/13/08 at 07:45 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

I saw a man squat over a glass. That’s all I needed to see. Sorry, I’m just not going to do it.

On a lighter note, Cake Farts.com.

On 12/13/08 at 08:11 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

Perfectly good waste of cake.

On 12/13/08 at 08:12 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

Also….my best friend and I almost tandem vomited.

On 12/13/08 at 09:53 AM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit
Heidi said:

Also….my best friend and I almost tandem vomited.

Two Girls One Cup: The Home Game

On 12/13/08 at 10:12 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

Not that I really needed anymore convincing, but there is definitely something wrong with me. I laughed when I saw two girls one cup, and this definitely made me make a “holy shit” face, but while being highly unnecessary, it’s by no means made me want to leave the room or puke or anything. I’m fascinated by how fucked up people are.

On 12/13/08 at 10:19 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I think it’s a test of how empathic you are. I see that and immediately it conjures to mind what that must feel like and it horrifies me.

On 12/13/08 at 02:55 PM, Banned Bill is Hutch's nemesis. was all:
Banned Bill is Hutch's nemesis.

I have plenty of empathy when I actually feel sorry for someone. But there’s no reason to feel sorry for idiots who do horrible things to themselves – it’s just funny!

On 12/13/08 at 08:31 PM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue
Banned Bill said:

I have plenty of empathy when I actually feel sorry for someone. But there’s no reason to feel sorry for idiots who do horrible things to themselves – it’s just funny!

he should have used thicker glass or just a big genuine rubber butt plug. the scraping sound is haunting me.

On 12/14/08 at 10:13 AM, maggie is depressed about decaf :( was all:
maggie is depressed about decaf :(

one of the things i remember seeing on rotten.com was xrays from someone getting a full jar of peanut butter stuck in there. i imagine that one was plastic. but yeah. it went all the way in but wouldn’t come out. whoops.

On 12/14/08 at 10:20 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
mandy said:

he should have used thicker glass or just a big genuine rubber butt plug. the scraping sound is haunting me.

The scraping sound is definitely what puts it over the top.

On 12/15/08 at 06:48 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

I can’t stop thinking about this. My immediate thought after, “OHGOD..OHGOD….” was “But why wouldn’t he use rubbermaid? It keeps its shape..it’s dishwasher safe…and won’t break!”

On 12/15/08 at 10:51 AM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan

hahaha i have not watched this. it makes the comments hilarious.

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