Patrick from Yellowstone

Alaska...WTF

By Patrick from Yellowstone about 1 month ago

Sarah Palin did an interview with a local TV station while the turkeys were being SLAUGHTERED in the background.

Video after the jump.

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On 21 Nov 06:13, John is pumped about linode was all:
John is pumped about linode

tooooooslloooooowwww.

On 21 Nov 06:18, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

2 things:
1) That guy in the background is awesome. I can’t tell whether or not his reaction is “Really? You’re fucking filming me doing this while she’s yammering?” or “Uhhh huh.huh.huh…aaaam own da teeeeveeeeee!!!!!”
2) God this woman is a fucking idiot. Seriously the campaign has been over for weeks and she still can’t spout anything other than fucking boilerplate talking points. Seriously, what the fucking fuck.

On 21 Nov 06:18, Patrick from Yellowstone was all:
Patrick from Yellowstone

crap. Well two posts about turkeys being killed behind an also-ran VP candidate is better than one post about turkeys being killed behind an also-ran vp candidate…right?

On 21 Nov 06:19, John is pumped about linode was all:
John is pumped about linode

I’d love to hear how she talked before the election. Maybe her language skills are stunted and it’s all she knows?

On 21 Nov 06:31, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

I find this whole thing sorta charming. I’ve always thought the whole turkey pardon thing was ridiculously silly, since nobody surrounding the poor bird is going to actually advocate a vegetarian diet or discuss a more humane way of growing our food… so it’s always existed as an absurd bit of theater that baffled me. Who’s fooled by this?

Palin clumsily stumbled on the curtain and ripped it down, bringing this whole charade to wonderful heights of weirdness.

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