Sarah Palin did an interview with a local TV station while the turkeys were being SLAUGHTERED in the background.
Video after the jump.
Sarah Palin did an interview with a local TV station while the turkeys were being SLAUGHTERED in the background.
Video after the jump.
2 things:
1) That guy in the background is awesome. I can’t tell whether or not his reaction is “Really? You’re fucking filming me doing this while she’s yammering?” or “Uhhh huh.huh.huh…aaaam own da teeeeveeeeee!!!!!”
2) God this woman is a fucking idiot. Seriously the campaign has been over for weeks and she still can’t spout anything other than fucking boilerplate talking points. Seriously, what the fucking fuck.
crap. Well two posts about turkeys being killed behind an also-ran VP candidate is better than one post about turkeys being killed behind an also-ran vp candidate…right?
I’d love to hear how she talked before the election. Maybe her language skills are stunted and it’s all she knows?
I find this whole thing sorta charming. I’ve always thought the whole turkey pardon thing was ridiculously silly, since nobody surrounding the poor bird is going to actually advocate a vegetarian diet or discuss a more humane way of growing our food… so it’s always existed as an absurd bit of theater that baffled me. Who’s fooled by this?
Palin clumsily stumbled on the curtain and ripped it down, bringing this whole charade to wonderful heights of weirdness.
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Yummy! | John |
| We're back! (sort of) | John |
| Whopper Sacrifice | Sammy |
| JUSTIN IS FUCKING 30. | John |
| 1 Gene Simmons Comin' Right Up | Sammy |
| Cheatsheet to improve your ... | Nobody! |
| Obama+Spider-Man = ObaMan | John |
| Will Hutch Get This, too? | L`Kevin |
| Fuck You, Penguin | Kevin |
| Dude-A-Day | Sammy |
| Wii Sports... | Sammy |
| So uh... Paul McCartney's n... | Heidi |
| Weird Old Book: The Recentl... | John |
| I Love Beartato & Reginald | Reggie |
| Mike Rowe, QVC Host | Reggie |
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