The upcoming release of SimCity for the iPhone isn’t just bad because it’s another game I’d rather play than hang out with other human beings. It’s bad because even when I do muster up the energy and desire to share my life with the rest of humanity, a hasty retreat is no longer a car/train ride home. It’s in my pocket. All the time.
Damnit.
Don’t forget carpal tunnel and poor eyesight.
This article has informed me that SimCity games exist for the DS. I hate that I now know this. I wants.
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me.
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