John is hungry

It's Fun To Watch Teenagers Suffer

Bookmark and Share

Comments

On 11/20/08 at 06:45 AM, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

How did you know this would cheer me up?! I love teenager pain!

What are they goin’ about, anyway? This have something to do with that goddamn Twilight movie or somethin’?

On 11/20/08 at 06:45 AM, Jeff was all:
Jeff

My mom was the 35 year old version of that when that old guy lost the first survivor thing. Then later, the older still version of when Bo Bice lost the Idol show.

I <3 my mom

On 11/20/08 at 07:08 AM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

Ugh. I love my daughter, but that age/phase is going to be the absolute worst to contend with. Irrational crying over ridiculous things is something I just can’t deal with.

And it’s not going to be made any easier when she justifies it with “But Uncle John does it!”

On 11/20/08 at 07:20 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
Kevin said:

Ugh. I love my daughter, but that age/phase is going to be the absolute worst to contend with. Irrational crying over ridiculous things is something I just can’t deal with.

And it’s not going to be made any easier when she justifies it with “But Uncle John does it!”

I’m already dreading it for you. But I’ll take solace in the fact that I can seed her mind with all sorts of terrible notions and behaviors to make your life miserable. It’ll be great.

On 11/20/08 at 07:23 AM, alycia is almost flooded was all:
alycia is almost flooded

Kevin, your daughter will go through this stage but you won’t have to deal with it; your wife will! There were no dads present in the making or filming of this tragedy.

On 11/20/08 at 07:33 AM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

That’s actually what I’ve been saying since she was born so I’m happy to hear someone reiterate and confirm it. That the only good thing about those teenaged years is that she’ll want nothing to do with me. So unless it involves me getting called to the police station or to the school for her getting in trouble (neither of which really seem in her nature), then it’s going to be my wife’s problem to contend with.

On 11/20/08 at 07:53 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry
Kevin said:

So unless it involves me getting called to the police station or to the school for her getting in trouble (neither of which really seem in her nature)

Dude. She’s 6. I should hope they’re not in her nature.

On 11/20/08 at 08:08 AM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.

I just meant the troublemaking, instigating nature that would lead to that down the line. And if you think that nature doesn’t show itself at age 6……you’re in for a surprise.

On 11/20/08 at 08:59 AM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:
Heidi was adopted by pirates

A.) I was never like that, just ask Mom Z. We used to hang out and give each other manicures. B.) I can’t see this video, but I’m guessing it’s the new and improved version of “Sad Hour.”

On 11/20/08 at 09:27 AM, alycia is almost flooded was all:
alycia is almost flooded

Heidi, we didn’t have American Idol or the TV Guide Channel when we were kids. We only had Star Search and the paper TV Guide that no one read. Kids have so much more to deal with these days!

On 11/20/08 at 10:07 AM, mandy blue was all:
mandy blue

i had to watch that on mute and it was still hilarious.

On 11/20/08 at 11:27 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

Ugh… and they’re all just faking it. They look around, notice one is crying, and figures they should be crying too. Rinse. Repeat.

Activity

Where Who How Long Ago
AV Undercover 2012 Paris 2 days

Wisdom

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.

-

#386

Site Search

Popular Topics

View more topics

About The Scrabbled

The Scrabbled is a group of people blogging about and linking to all manner of things. Usually we argue and make fun of each other. Everybody knows everybody through somebody so there are no strangers here. Most of us have even met in real life! If you happen to personally know someone here and would like to start arguing with and/or making fun of someone, shoot John an email and ask to sign up. Otherwise, you're just going to have to read in relative silence. Sorry.

Meta

theScrabbled.com
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.
XHTMLCSSRSS / XML
Developed and Designed by John Hutchinson