How did you know this would cheer me up?! I love teenager pain!

What are they goin’ about, anyway? This have something to do with that goddamn Twilight movie or somethin’?

My mom was the 35 year old version of that when that old guy lost the first survivor thing. Then later, the older still version of when Bo Bice lost the Idol show.

I <3 my mom

Ugh. I love my daughter, but that age/phase is going to be the absolute worst to contend with. Irrational crying over ridiculous things is something I just can’t deal with.

And it’s not going to be made any easier when she justifies it with “But Uncle John does it!”

Kevin said:

Ugh. I love my daughter, but that age/phase is going to be the absolute worst to contend with. Irrational crying over ridiculous things is something I just can’t deal with.

And it’s not going to be made any easier when she justifies it with “But Uncle John does it!”

I’m already dreading it for you. But I’ll take solace in the fact that I can seed her mind with all sorts of terrible notions and behaviors to make your life miserable. It’ll be great.

Kevin, your daughter will go through this stage but you won’t have to deal with it; your wife will! There were no dads present in the making or filming of this tragedy.

That’s actually what I’ve been saying since she was born so I’m happy to hear someone reiterate and confirm it. That the only good thing about those teenaged years is that she’ll want nothing to do with me. So unless it involves me getting called to the police station or to the school for her getting in trouble (neither of which really seem in her nature), then it’s going to be my wife’s problem to contend with.

Kevin said:

So unless it involves me getting called to the police station or to the school for her getting in trouble (neither of which really seem in her nature)

Dude. She’s 6. I should hope they’re not in her nature.

I just meant the troublemaking, instigating nature that would lead to that down the line. And if you think that nature doesn’t show itself at age 6……you’re in for a surprise.

A.) I was never like that, just ask Mom Z. We used to hang out and give each other manicures. B.) I can’t see this video, but I’m guessing it’s the new and improved version of “Sad Hour.”

Heidi, we didn’t have American Idol or the TV Guide Channel when we were kids. We only had Star Search and the paper TV Guide that no one read. Kids have so much more to deal with these days!

i had to watch that on mute and it was still hilarious.

Ugh… and they’re all just faking it. They look around, notice one is crying, and figures they should be crying too. Rinse. Repeat.