Attention All Hands: Paris is an Adult!
Happy Birthday, you youngest of the old. The big 2-5, everybody. Remember when you were that young? Probably not, because you’re old.
Paris is exactly one quarter of a century old today. Spread the word.
If only your name were James.
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I found this picture of you from 24 years ago today.
Oh please, my locks were as light as a peach’s innards back then.
Thank you, Sammy!
Also, you were a fat fuck. HAHA!
i hate babies covered in cake more than almost anything and only slightly less than the parents who get them professionally photographed as such.
I’m sure there a still some head shots on popsicle sticks hiding away somewhere.
That was all Gosia’s doing.
Evan said:I’m sure there a still some head shots on popsicle sticks hiding away somewhere.
Definitely have one in my room right now. It’s buried away somewhere, but still pretty creepy now that I think about it.
Happy birthday J-Man.
my message to you is at the 1:50ish mark
Evan said:I’m sure there a still some head shots on popsicle sticks hiding away somewhere.
two years later, i am still finding some i missed.
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Thanks everyone!
Kevin, I thought it was “Biff!” but then I got it.
aw stop, I love babies covered in stuff.
Happy happy birthday! have an awesome time tonight! did you take the day off tomorrow?
It’s not where you’re from, it’s where’s your gat.
Speaking of where you’re from, I’m going to be up north this weekend, for the three of you I see from that area.
Wow, I just turned 24 and I feel old, next year is gonna suck, cause you’re realllly old!