Rise up against the oppression by Hutch!
Fight the power! Stop listening to Radiohead! Stop smoking in bars! Stop eating foie gras!
Hi everybody, I’m Bill. I will help you fight with Hutch. I’ve been doing it for years and I’m really good at it now.
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Don’t forget to mention your boundless love for the sport of football!
oh hai
I do love football.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, but I’m not sure I can support you since I cannot easily weave your name into the word “revolution”.
Billalution simply doesn’t have any “zing”.
Also, Hutch has already ground my family beneath his hob-nailed boot and fashioned goblets out of their skulls. I’m scared he might come for me next.
I will not give up foie gras.
okay, after doing several anagrams of john’s name, i have come up with…
unhitch, john son!
&
conjoin shh hunt
hm. those aren’t too exciting.
Yeah, I’ve tried to find funny anagrams with my name several times and, sadly, the letters in my name never get any more funny.
throw in your middle name and you might get something good.
Nope. Tried it.
Sammy Bones:
Amen by Moss
My Mane Sobs
My Mean Boss
Mya Bossman (my pseudonym)
Says Mob Men
Am Bony Mess
Beam My Sons
Yay! Radiohead blows!
OH man. You’re so banned.
I wonder how fast I can get myself banned. Or if it will just be “banned” like how Hutch is banned on my board.
I’m not into Tom Waits.
You know, I was thinking I had to change your first name to something unique cause we already have Bill. Now I know!
Banned Bill is the same kind of cool as Large Marge.
Radiohead is overrated, South Jersey is lame, Jesus is our savior, Girl Talk is the future of music, Macs are gay, animals should be made fun of and and tortured before being killed, beards are for dirtbags, conservatives are great people with better ideas, SUVs are awesome, Habitat for Humanity is a good time, voting is stupid, the Phillies will lose, Sarah Palin is a genius, nintendo is not fun, sustainability is not the way……
I have to do some work now.
hahahahahhahah! That must have taken some time.
So Sammy’s avatar is approximately the greatest thing that’s ever happened anywhere. I’m actually considering the possibility that it’s better than boobs.
It’s definitely up there.
Banned Bill said:So Sammy’s avatar is approximately the greatest thing that’s ever happened anywhere. I’m actually considering the possibility that it’s better than boobs.
And it definitely works best when he comments right after Hutch.
I think my ultimate goal on thescrabbled will be to convince everyone here to just sign up for my message board and drive Hutch’s website into obsolescence.
Surprisingly, it didn’t.
Evan said:Radiohead is overrated, South Jersey is lame, Jesus is our savior, Girl Talk is the future of music, Macs are gay, animals should be made fun of and and tortured before being killed, beards are for dirtbags, conservatives are great people with better ideas, SUVs are awesome, Habitat for Humanity is a good time, voting is stupid, the Phillies will lose, Sarah Palin is a genius, nintendo is not fun, sustainability is not the way……
hahahaha yes. especially the part about making fun of animals.
I have to do some work now.
>You know, I was thinking I had to change your first name to something unique cause we already have Bill. Now I know!
This is hilarious, but is it possible for me to request my name be “Bill Banned” instead of “Banned Bill”? I like the sound better.
Also, why does your website keep logging me out even though I check the “remember me” box? Are you doing it just to piss me off?
Banned Bill said:
You know, I was thinking I had to change your first name to something unique cause we already have Bill. Now I know!
No!
This is hilarious, but is it possible for me to request my name be “Bill Banned” instead of “Banned Bill”? I like the sound better.
Please?
Hutch, you’re spoiling my plan to change my full name to “Bill Banned Smoking in Bars. Citizens rejoice!”
GOOD!@