Evan Worse

Idiots everywhere.

By Evan Worse about 1 month ago

So I’m sitting here in my edit room, eating lunch, and I hear this conversation across the hall. A producer is adamantly claiming that mermaids are real, and shs not joking. She also says they live right across the road in the Hudson river.

As if it wasn’t unbelievablystupid enough to think mermaids are real, as an employe of NBC Universal, she should realize that her parent company (GE) has made very sure that nothing lives in the Hudson River.

She’ now going on to say that the Loch Ness monster is also real, but unicorns are ridiculous.

And she is really standing by all this, despite the parade of people coming by to make fun of her.

Comments

On 03 Oct 11:04, Heidi is handy with a map was all:
Heidi is handy with a map

Oh my god, Justin. Remember Sohini? She believed unicorns were real until about 2001.

On 03 Oct 11:19, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

Yeah, that’s right! Totally believed in unicorns. Didn’t think they had magical powers or anything, just figured that horses with horns in their head really existed.

GAH!

The Blobfish, however, is very much real. And he wants hugs!

On 03 Oct 11:23, Heidi is handy with a map was all:
Heidi is handy with a map

Ziggy! I had him hanging in my cube for a long time. Complete with your hand-drawn cane, tophat, and bowtie.

On 03 Oct 11:38, maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#* was all:
maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#*
On 03 Oct 13:43, Ryan ,that's Minister Ryan to you was all:
Ryan ,that's Minister Ryan to you

first of all everyone knows that NBC Universal’s parent company is the Scheinhardt Wig Company, please check your facts before making such bold statements.

On 05 Oct 08:42, Stacey $ was all:
Stacey $

so was she basing this on a sighting?

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