3/4 of the way into the debate Julia and I were struck with the same missed opportunity: Why had we not turned Palin’s favorite words into a drinking game? Luckily for us, I’ve found a ready-made game: http://www.palinbingo.com/

Bla bla bla reform, bla bla energy producing state, bla bla bla reform for energy producing state, bla bla bla gosh darnit, bla bla reform, bla bla bla say it ain’t so, Joe, bla bla bla…

maverick maverick maverick MAVERICK maverick maverick wink maverick

Ohhhh the winks creep me out SO much!

God, every time she winked I shivered because I knew that somewhere, at the exact same moment, a creepy hairy man saw that same wink and fantasized about putting it in her butt.

But I don’t think Biden has eyelids anymore on that smooth, unlined face of his.