Heidi is handy with a map

World's Worst Wedding Website

(www.zanaduphoto.com)
By Heidi is handy with a map about 1 month ago

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On 03 Oct 06:25, Heidi is handy with a map was all:
Heidi is handy with a map

I love all the pages of this guy’s website, but this one is my favorite because he says: THROUGH THE MAGIC OF COMPUTER PHOTO EDITING…VERY FEW STUDIOS OFFER THIS SERVICE. WITH GOOD REASON. IT TAKES TIME AND IMAGINATION. I DO IT BECAUSE IT’S FUN.

On 03 Oct 06:43, Reggie Burgers was all:
Reggie Burgers

Nice effects.

These look like they were done at Glamour Shots.

On 03 Oct 06:45, Big Bill Ate Your Sandwich. Twice. was all:
Big Bill Ate Your Sandwich.  Twice.

Isn’t it supposed to be spelled Xanadu?

On 03 Oct 06:45, John is overwhelmed was all:
John is overwhelmed

Heidi, this is Jaimie’s photographer, right? It hurts my eyes.

On 03 Oct 06:51, Heidi is handy with a map was all:
Heidi is handy with a map

Almost. Her future mother-in-law was a strong proponent of him but Jamie refused.

On 03 Oct 07:01, Julia McF'nCracken was all:
Julia McF'nCracken

Um, I think I’m related to him. I know there’s a photographer on the Porecca side of the family….

On 03 Oct 07:06, Heidi is handy with a map was all:
Heidi is handy with a map

You should tell him to retire. Or get John to redo his website.

On 03 Oct 07:07, John is overwhelmed was all:
John is overwhelmed

Funny thing is, the scrabbled has a higher page rank than this guy does. So it is entirely possible that this guy’s new most successful search term will be “world’s worst wedding website.”

Amazing!

On 03 Oct 07:07, John is overwhelmed was all:
John is overwhelmed
Heidi said:

You should tell him to retire. Or get John to redo his website.

NO!

On 05 Oct 05:42, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

Ugh. I just looked at his main page, and it is singularly terrible. His pictures go over his text! What a dope! And that picture of the bride with everyone in the wedding party motioning to her, that she’s the big deal of the day? Worst shit ever.

Easily worst shit ever. I hate silly wedding pictures… except for my friend Troman’s. His was pretty good. I’ll see about linking it.

On 05 Oct 06:01, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

My friend.

His friend.

On 05 Oct 07:53, maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#* was all:
maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#*

i think my brother’s soccer team one year was sponsored by porecca foreign cars

anyway this shit is awful. NOT HIRING.

On 05 Oct 12:03, Paris Makes A Stand was all:
Paris Makes A Stand

I’ve seen the friend-of-a-friend wedding photos you have up there, Sam. But not Troman’s. Is there a Web site with all of his and Carrie’s available? This laidback style of wedding shots is grade-A fun.

On 05 Oct 13:53, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

I haven’t seen them yet, Paris. I don’t know if they got them back yet, either… One would assume such a web-savvy couple would have a website.

Hell, even John got around to making one, right?

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