What’s even scarier is that she has a friggin journalism degree.

She also can’t name another supreme court case other than Roe V. Wade. However I would venture to guess that most people couldn’t, so that’s probably one of those things where it will make her seem endearing to most people because they are also unaware. However, most people aren’t running to be VP of the United States.

And in the interest of full disclosure the only other one I could come up with was Brown. vs. Board of Education. I also knew Miranda was a supreme court case but didn’t know that it was technically Miranda vs. Arizona.

I don’t which is the story here: if she’s too damned dim to think up the name of a newspaper or if she suddenly felt trapped in a little cage of political maneuvering and wasn’t swift enough to dodge out of it. Probably the latter. For all we know, she reads to New York Times every day. But she can’t admit that on TV! What if that’s too liberal and hurts her popularity? Quick, Sarah, think of a conservative publication! Um. National Review? The Nation? Fuck, which one was the nice conservative one that the man with the pretty talkie voice started? Shit. Can’t remember. Uh-oh, they’re looking at me… gotta say something… I’m just gonna gather up this scrap heap of information at the doorway of my brain and run with it. I’m sure they can edit this into something that makes sense. They do that, right?

Either way, she’s a half-wit.