John is hungry

Reggie is not long for this world

He has survived another year. How many episodes of ‘The Hills’ lie in his future? Not many.

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On 09/26/08 at 08:36 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

I am told I’m a business day too early on this. Oh well. Reggie’s dying, etc, etc.

On 09/26/08 at 09:21 AM, Reggie Burgers was all:
Reggie Burgers

Indeed, one business day early, and one more business day to cherish my life before I die of old age, but birthday wishes are appreciated.

And if there is a heaven, it’s bound to have DVD sets of the first three seasons of The Hills.

On 09/26/08 at 10:01 AM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:
Julia has overdosed on nerds

…and your own personal In-n-Out Burger.

On 09/26/08 at 10:03 AM, Reggie Burgers was all:
Reggie Burgers

That sounds appropriate.

My love of all things fast food is probably what will eventually kill me.

On 09/29/08 at 03:56 AM, Reggie Burgers was all:
Reggie Burgers

NOW it’s my birthday. Inching closer to the grave…

On 09/29/08 at 08:33 AM, christina is a diehard baseball fan was all:
christina is a diehard baseball fan

HAPPY BDAY REG!

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On 09/29/08 at 10:38 AM, Jay Twattyshithouse was all:
Jay Twattyshithouse

Happy Birthday Reggie. We’ve met a couple of times, so I feel OK in extending my best wishes.

These birthday posts have really got me thinking, though. Should birthdays really be celebrated like they are? I mean, I know Hutch is just being a dick with all of the closer to death talk, but it’s actually quite appropriate. Why do we celebrate getting closer and closer to death?

On 09/29/08 at 11:29 AM, Paris On Rails was all:
Paris On Rails

Perhaps we’re celebrating survival?

As in: Reggie, you’re closer to death but you avoided it for a whole year! Keep up the good work!

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