| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Are you working on your top... | John |
| It's Fun To Watch Teenagers... | Kevin |
| Chinese Democracy is now streaming... | Reggie |
| Harry Roy & his Bat Club Boys... | Nobody! |
| Domain Name Transfer | Jay |
| Darryl from the Office (Craig... | Fagun |
| Chuck Klosterman (brilliantly... | maggie |
| Batman v. Superman | Stacey |
| GMail Themes are here... I got... | Reggie |
| Why McDonald's Fries Taste So... | maggie |
| another interesting turn of... | christina |
| worst youtube video | christina |
| Ted Stevens Loses! | John |
| Doctor said I need a backiotomy... | L`Kevin |
| Attn: Other 'City Folk.' | Sammy |
Some of Simon’s ancestors are [iforget] ..... [fucl [dan says “stop… GO BACK GO BACK STOP NO GO BACXK DINO SAURS I SAID DINOSAURS OH I’M STUCK INSIDE YOUR QUOTE! NO I’M NO THERE I’M NO THERE YOU’ RE NOT TRANSCRING MY THOUGHTS I’M NOT EVEN SAYING IT OUT LOUD HAHAHAHAAH DINOSAURS@! STOP SAYING THAT@! SIMON ATTACK@ ! ATTAZCK HIS HEAD AND BROW!
-Dan Nocella dictating to a very intoxicated John Hutchinson