John is overwhelmed

Trading Places: How They Beat the Dukes

By John is overwhelmed 2 months ago

Unwittingly in honor of the supposed “Black Monday” we’re supposed to have today (though is seems the DOW is already recovering…), I watched Trading Places today out of sheer boredom/procrastination. It occurred to me that I still have no idea what the fuck happens during the climax of the movie on the stock exchange floor. So I looked it up and, lo, apparently I’m not the only who didn’t have a clue. Lucky for us, we have the internet to explain things for us. It’s actually pretty ridiculously interesting and all very much real-world economics—no hollywood crap.

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On 15 Sep 03:33, Bill Brainpan was all:
Bill Brainpan

Man I love that movie. So the world isn’t going to collapse? Cause that’s what I’ve been reading. Though that was yesterday mostly.

I’m sorry I don’t have a picture yet.

On 15 Sep 08:20, Julia McF'nCracken was all:
Julia McF'nCracken

You could have just asked me…this is what I went to college for.

I went from one neurotic industry to another.

On 15 Sep 11:33, Matthew fell down was all:
Matthew fell down
On 16 Sep 08:46, Chuck Pedano brakes for blondes was all:
Chuck Pedano brakes for blondes

Seriously John? You couldn’t figure out what was going on? They explain it in the movie! At least twice! I guess Eddie Murphy is just too funny and distracting. I wonder if watching trading places would be like having a class with Eddie Murphy in it. You can’t really be held responsible for failing. “Futures markets?? Eddie Murphy was there!”

On 16 Sep 09:07, John is overwhelmed was all:
John is overwhelmed

No way! They never explain what selling short is or even mention it and you can barely understand what the hell Akroyd yells when he does sell short.

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