I’ve never played an Animal Crossing game. I remember when the first one came out for Gamecube and a friend had it. We’d go over his house to hang out and all his roommates would be arguing about their virtual homes and staying up late to visit some late night store run by a porcupine or something. I never once figured out what the hell they were talking about and tremble to think what this new Wii version will do to their lives.

You will buy it. We will trade hats.

I CANNOT WAIT TO PLAY! WILL PRE-ORDER!

Goodbye, Blue Monday!

I don’t know why, John, but I read that above statement with your voice in my head and it made me laugh out loud.