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On 08/20/08 at 08:04 PM, mandy blue was all:

see also, Stand Up to Wake Up.

On 08/20/08 at 09:34 PM, John is hungry was all:

Please someone buy me either of these. I have a serious snooze problem.

On 08/21/08 at 06:38 AM, Alix is like, totally. was all:

The foot one is a great idea. The other one…I would just take the ring off so I could snooze more.

On 08/21/08 at 07:32 AM, Julia has overdosed on nerds was all:

I stayed in a hotel once that had an alarm clock that had these discs that you placed under your pillow and they would vibrate to wake you up. Same concept as the rings, though. Let me tell you, the first time you use them, you damn near jump out of bed. It’s a REALLY weird sensation.

On 08/21/08 at 08:10 AM, L`Kevin L was all:

I’d rather bacon…
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20080731/wake-n%e2%80%99bacon-alarm-clock-gets-you-up-with-a-whiff/#more-15819

On 08/21/08 at 11:30 AM, John is hungry was all:

FUCK.

ME TOO.

On 08/21/08 at 12:43 PM, Heidi was adopted by pirates was all:

Most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.

On 08/22/08 at 08:51 AM, Reggie Burgers was all:

Let’s not forget the episode from last season where Michael had a cook-out in the parking lot and used that same grill to cook the meats..

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