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While he’s the most adorable, wobbly-legged birdy in the whole world, it kinda frightens me that a bird has been given control of an arsenal that could destroy me. If I was CEO of a company that harvested herring, I would be scared right now.
(This comment has been posted from a parallel universe where Norway’s armed forces have clout.)
Well, technically, if it’s a battle of Norway’s armed forced vs. Justin, they have plenty of clout.
I really hope my years of Starcraft have given me better tactical skills than a penguin.
The Norway troops would be busy lining up single file to dive into water, all the men staying behind to stand on eggs, thus leaving the bases open to my deadly walrus rush.