John is hungry

Company Creates Employee Cookbook with Disasterous and Hilarious Results

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On 07/30/08 at 11:40 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

i never want to see orange food in a casserole dish ever again

On 07/30/08 at 12:05 PM, Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch was all:
Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch

What does everyone think the average BMI in that office is?

My guess is 1 billion.

On 07/30/08 at 12:17 PM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

My guess is cheese.

On 07/30/08 at 12:38 PM, Kevin V. was all:
Kevin V.
John said:

My guess is cheese.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

On 07/30/08 at 01:18 PM, Derrick is active again was all:
Derrick is active again

aw man i was hoping for some sort of cool twilight zone twist where it would be a book on how to kill and eat employees.

“‘to serve man’, its… its… a cookbook!”

On 07/30/08 at 02:11 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
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Man, my job was planning to do the very same thing… although I was going to enter John’s Vegetarian Chili recipe as my own.

Someone at work makes these absurdly good egg rolls, so I’m looking forward to getting that recipe. Someone else made this really good other thing, but I forget what it was. I only had it once.

On 07/30/08 at 03:09 PM, alycia is almost flooded was all:
alycia is almost flooded

I love that the first recipe that doesn’t obviously involve cheese are clam balls! Who would ever eat a clam ball?

On 07/30/08 at 03:11 PM, Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch was all:
Evan Better than Slave Driver Hutch

You should make Sammy’s surprise. And the surprise should be something only you and us, and most definately not your coworkers would find funny.

Maybe LSD, laxatives, and haberneros.

On 07/30/08 at 03:30 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit
alycia said:

I love that the first recipe that doesn’t obviously involve cheese are clam balls! Who would ever eat a clam ball?

Clam wives that love their clam husbands?

On 07/30/08 at 06:19 PM, maggie is depressed about decaf :( was all:
maggie is depressed about decaf :(

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cheddar is my favorite cheese and i secretly love tater tots but these people are in serious need of euthanasia

On 07/30/08 at 08:55 PM, Sammy Moved to Reddit was all:
Sammy Moved to Reddit

Youth in Asia? The fuck do they have anything to say about it?

On 07/31/08 at 11:59 AM, John is hungry was all:
John is hungry

As a follow-up, weight watcher recipe cards from the 70’s:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

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