i never want to see orange food in a casserole dish ever again

What does everyone think the average BMI in that office is?

My guess is 1 billion.

My guess is cheese.

John said:

My guess is cheese.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

aw man i was hoping for some sort of cool twilight zone twist where it would be a book on how to kill and eat employees.

”’to serve man’, its… its… a cookbook!”

Man, my job was planning to do the very same thing… although I was going to enter John’s Vegetarian Chili recipe as my own.

Someone at work makes these absurdly good egg rolls, so I’m looking forward to getting that recipe. Someone else made this really good other thing, but I forget what it was. I only had it once.

I love that the first recipe that doesn’t obviously involve cheese are clam balls! Who would ever eat a clam ball?

You should make Sammy’s surprise. And the surprise should be something only you and us, and most definately not your coworkers would find funny.

Maybe LSD, laxatives, and haberneros.

alycia said:

I love that the first recipe that doesn’t obviously involve cheese are clam balls! Who would ever eat a clam ball?

Clam wives that love their clam husbands?

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cheddar is my favorite cheese and i secretly love tater tots but these people are in serious need of euthanasia

Youth in Asia? The fuck do they have anything to say about it?

As a follow-up, weight watcher recipe cards from the 70’s:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html