Aliens!
A former NASA astronaut, one of the privileged few to have “allegedly” walked on the moon, outs the government on UFO cover-ups.
Is this the most credible UFO/alien witness ever, or does the fact that he was part of a moonbound Apollo mission completely invalidate his words? If these fucking aliens know how to make a magnetic commuter-slingshot and they’re holding back, causing me to spend $75 a week on gas, I’ll punch them in their stupid tiny mouths.
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I like that all aliens have a pussified lower mandible. It makes me feel superior.
You like that? I just insulted aliens and women in the same sentence.
I suppose I’m just projecting, since they’re both equally mysterious and incomprehensible to me.
You know what would suck?
The government finally reveals that, yes, we’ve been in contact with the aliens for decades and have secretly worked behind the scenes with them at the highest levels of power. And then we find out that the aliens are tall, lanky Rasta-influenced duck monsters with a penchant for talking in a Jamaican patois.
All this time, George Lucas was right.
You misspelled “patios.”
I do all my talking in a Jamaican patio. It’s just a cool place to hang out.
I hate that because this dude was once in space, he’s somehow more credible than the thousands of other wackos shouting “ALIENS!!”
Remember, this is the same organization the birthed the diaper killer lady.
my next project is to stain my patio. maybe i’ll hire some Jamaicans
John said:I hate that because this dude was once in space, he’s somehow more credible than the thousands of other wackos shouting “ALIENS!!”
Well, you have to admit that the vast majority of people who have actually gotten to go into space have some serious technical qualifications. This guy is also claiming to have been briefed on the existence of aliens, so it’s not like he’s just commenting on some weird lights he saw while he was up there. Something tells me you would LOVE to work for NASA too…
John said:
Remember, this is the same organization the birthed the diaper killer lady.
And how!
<img src=“http://cookiemag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/28/diaper.jpg” height=300 width=400>
when is mythbusters doing the spacewalk episode?
Why bother? Just speed the tape up x2.
“Hey, Mr. Alien, don’t be askin’ why… cuz you know you can’t mess with American Pride!”
HOLY SHIT
Man who walks on the fucking moon
is a fucking idiot!