Make sure you check out the slideshow. It’s the best part.

When I lived in Georgia, I got very excited on a drive to Atlanta because I misread this town on a map and thought it said “Dracula”.

George “Bubba” Mathis puts on his shirt and tie before the start of his wedding ceremony in the parking lot of the Waffle House. Mathis married his girlfriend and fellow Waffle House employee Christian after he completed his morning shift at the restaurant.

Well that really says it all right there, doesn’t it?

Well, this looks like an appropriate affair for one of these:

http://www.racinglimosofdover.com/

My former roomate actually rode in one of these as a bridesmaid in her friend’s wedding. Strangely enough, it was a dry wedding. Kind of a paradox, no?

Motherfuck a darkwing duck. I hate the South.

Aww, now I’ve got the Darkwing Duck theme song stuck in my head.

Thanks a lot, Sammy.

Hi, Justin!

Hey there! Since I haven’t seen you in a while, here’s a picture that has nothing to do with anything.

I love that picture.

Wow, how have I never seen that before?

AMAZING.

Hahahaha, holy crap. It’s all about the eye contact in that one.