I used to do that at K-mart alot, even when I worked there. It was good times to page people to the garden department for customer assistance, then shut the door on them while they wer out there.

Extra fun was then paging them to layaway, on the opposite side of the store, and so on.

Wow, I would go do this at the local Walmart but I’m afraid to go back because I printed photos and didn’t pay for them.

Rod tell your story!

I always liked doing the Ground Control to Major Tom bit. I also like asking people, “If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands! That didn’t sound like much clapping, so for the next 10 minutes all DVDs are 50% off!”