John is feeling sooty

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By John is feeling sooty 2 months ago

Many of you are, I’m sure, familiar with Dinosaur Comics. Maybe even some of you like them. Some of you are stupid.

(Maggie’s) Bill has a way with nonsense. For years, he’s had a fictional author on his board who would post a random assortment of amazing nonsense that would be invariable amazing and hysterical. So we’ve combined our love of nonsense and our hatred for those stupid dinosaur comics and put up qwantzsensespouter.com.

There’s only two up there so far, but they are amazing and 5000x better than anything on stupid normal qwantz.

16 Comments
Jul 22, 2008
Topics: comics dinosaurs nonsense qwantz

Comments

On 23 Jul 04:58, Evan Worse was all:
Evan Worse

This must be one of those stupid internet things, because I found absolutely nothing funny about that.

I can’t imagine what the original must be like, maybe a culling poem?

On 23 Jul 05:59, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

The original is the one linked to by the words “Dinosaur Comics.” As for our nonsense spouter version, we figure if you laugh at Monty Python’s more absurd stuff, you’ll probably laugh at these.

On 23 Jul 07:06, Evan Worse was all:
Evan Worse

You figure wrong.

On 23 Jul 07:25, Paris Makes A Stand was all:
Paris Makes A Stand

So this takes random Dinosaur Comics cels and puts them together? Wait, and there are random words selected too?

I really fucking hate Dinosaur Comics.

On 23 Jul 07:32, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

Not random. Nonsense. Carefully laid out nonsense. And it’s not generated from any previous dinosaur comic. I mean, Blanka is in one of them. And a cheeseburger. And a hoagie asking you to fill it with sand.

On 23 Jul 08:00, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

I just wanted to come in here and agree that Dinosaur Comics reaaaaaaaaaally fuckin’ blow.

On 23 Jul 08:45, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

I liked these a lot. So much so that I just started like five different bands, each with names taken from these comics. And I’m going to change my name.

On 23 Jul 08:49, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

Charles Bronson Cheesecock? Saving Private Rygar?

On 23 Jul 09:03, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

Sammy Pudding Clot.

On 23 Jul 12:26, Sammy exceeds character limits was all:
Sammy exceeds character limits

MOAR!!!

On 23 Jul 13:04, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

Bill’s working on more tonight.

On 23 Jul 13:49, maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#* was all:
maggie HAS HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!@#(&%#*

i promise there will be more. also, http://www.myspace.com/nonsensespouter

this has been going on for years.

On 23 Jul 21:15, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

new one’s up!

On 24 Jul 06:18, L`Kevin L was all:
L`Kevin L

ok, i clicked the link after reading johns ‘if you laugh at Monty Python…’ i don’t think john has ever seen Monty Python.

On 24 Jul 06:44, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

I don’t think YOU have ever seen Monty Python. Hell, have you ever seen the election sketch?! It’s complete nonsense!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

On 25 Jul 08:44, John is feeling sooty was all:
John is feeling sooty

4 is up!

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